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© 2017 Kristan Higgins
Nathan never
told me much about Madeleine; it was one of the few subjects he was touchy
about. It hadn’t been easy, I knew. They’d been married for six years. She’d
had a difficult upbringing and was, in his words, brilliant. She worked in…in
something cool. I couldn’t remember. Otherwise, I knew nothing.
“Thank you for coming,” I said to the next tie.
“I’m very sorry,” said the man, and I was so tired, I didn’t bother asking how
he knew Nathan.
“Thank you,” I said.
“At least you didn’t have children,” his wife said, patting my arm, and I felt
like stabbing her.
And then in came Madeleine with Brooke.
My husband’s ex-wife was stunning. He hadn’t mentioned that part. So
you were married to Jessica Chastain, huh? I thought. Why isn’t she
your widow? Doesn’t seem fair that she had you for six years, but I’m
the sap who has to stand here. Also, my feet are killing me.
Madeleine was slim in that “Diet? What do you mean by this foreign
word?” way. She was a vegan, Nathan had told me; he’d been watching me lay
waste to a bacon cheeseburger and seemed quite content with my meat-eating
habits. Vegans were difficult, he’d said.
But they did tend to have great figures. Her dress was navy blue, simple but
fascinating, too. Chic, smooth haircut, strange, expensive looking gold
earrings that twisted and swung.
She saw the casket and froze, her face turning white as chalk.
Then she let loose a wail that made my blood run cold.
The place fell silent.
She collapsed right there, folding (gracefully) to her knees, and put both
fists up to her face. “No!” she sobbed. “Oh, Nathan, no!”
I hadn’t wailed, or collapsed. Was this a point in my column, or a demerit?
A demerit, it seemed. Eloise rushed to her side, helped her up and put her arms
around her. “My deah Madeleine,” she said. “Oh, my deah.” They hugged, and finally, it seemed, Eloise cracked.
Her face spasmed.
Just for a moment, though. She led Madeleine to the casket, where Madeleine put
her hand on my husband’s chest—my dead husband’s chest—and shook with
sobs.
Six years, the lucky bitch. Eloise murmured to her, and Brooke came in for a
group hug.
Them, the popular girls in high school. Me, my pantyhose rolling down.
“Where’s the bathroom?” my grandmother asked loudly. “I shouldn’t have had all
that Pepsi at lunch.”
“Come with me, Gram-Gram,” Ainsley said.
“Kate.” The ex-wife was in front of me, trembling, pressing her lips together.
Should I try to out-grieve her? Should I also wail and collapse?
Then I looked in her eyes, and all my bitchery evaporated.
She had really loved him.
“Hi. I’m…I’m so sorry,” I said, and my mouth wobbled, because I was so
sorry, so sorry I hadn’t taken better care of Nathan. She’d kept him alive for
six years. I lost him in our first.
“Forgive me for…that,” she whispered, tears spilling out of her beautiful eyes.
“No, no. It was an honest moment.” Sheesh. Listen to me.
“I’m sure he loved you very much.”
“Right back at you.”
Eloise gave me an odd look.
How did he ever get over her? She was flippin’
beautiful. I would marry her, she was so stunning. And why didn’t she
want his babies? It would make things a lot better for the Coburns if
there was a little Nathan running around this place, let me tell you! She was
probably a selfish whore.
Eloise put her arm around her and ushered her away. I wondered if I said that selfish
whore bit aloud.
“Thank you for coming,” I said belatedly, my voice sounding cheerful, as if I
were waving fondly as best friends left after dinner.
Cause of death: Blunt trauma to the head.
If my sister had gone for wood counters, or soapstone, would Nathan still be
alive?
Apparently, he had a tiny little oddity in one of the blood vessels in his
brain. Not a problem, unless one’s wife needed a second glass of wine.
Cause of death: Wife wanted to have buzz on during irritating speech by
sister’s boyfriend.
Couldn’t Eric just have asked Ainsley to marry him in private, like a normal
person, I don’t know, like maybe five years ago? Instead, he had to make a big
production in front of everyone, in front of his Wellness Montage (it
had been labeled, and really, who the hell photographs the removal of a
testicle?). No, we all had to drink a toast to my little sister, and boom, I’m
a fucking widow.
I looked at the line, which went out the door, out into the foyer and down the
street. When we pulled up to the funeral home, the line of mourners was four
people thick and wrapped around the block. So much black it looked like the
Knights Watch from Game of Thrones had descended. That was two hours
ago, and the line showed no sign of thinning.
Everyone loved him.
Nine months ago, I hadn’t. Nine months ago, I hadn’t known him. I’d
finally gotten to that happy Zen place and life had been really, really good.
If he had tripped nine months ago, I wouldn’t have even known about it. Seven
months ago, I would’ve lost a very sweet guy I’d been seeing. I would’ve been
melancholy for a while. Would’ve made a black joke about how the universe was
telling me not to date. Five months ago, I would’ve mourned him, would’ve
wondered if we truly were in love or if it was just infatuation. I would’ve
smiled sadly when I thought of him. Cried, certainly. Gone to his wake and
introduced myself to his mother as a friend.
Four months and one week ago, I would’ve lost my fiancé, but I still wouldn’t
have known the reality of living with him day after day.
One hundred and two days of marriage.
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